We asked yesterday on Twitter for followers to provide captions for this photo of Athletic Director David Brandon & Defensive Coordinator Greg Robinson. Here are most of them (we had to remove a few that weren’t appropriate):
@hailuofm – The defense was good but the coordinator chaser left a bad taste in my mouth
@JmakeMsay – Sooo I saw that picture floating around of you picking your nose on the sideline….
@SpawnsTitleIX – you sir, are dead to me! now go get my pizza.
@GreekMoose71 – why did he order from Pizza Hut and not Dominos??
@barrymarshall – Dead Man Walking
@mvonsteinfort – Sometimes the crust needs to be changed to improve the pizza…
@mgobrian – “Robinson runs the wheel route to the cooler.”
@bradelders – you may keep your jacket as a souvenir of your employment here.
@jodman257 – Go get my car, I’ll be waiting over here
@ScarlettL – “thanks for the sour patch kids, budddy! But now I need to floss”
@Ldublu70 – “Well, he took the news better than I though he would. I’m hungry. How ‘bout some pizza?”
@brogers42 – he better run to get my coffee, we sure aren’t paying him to coach defense
@suicidea7 – “nice knowing you Greg, I hope this new gas station is hiring”
@MichaelHadley3 – His breath is worse than his defense…
@grrce – “defense is just as bad as his kisses. I have an awful taste in my mouth.”
@McConnaghy – “Get to work on your resume son”
@hokieguru – “Thank heavens I took the last of the beer.”
If anyone else has a different take, feel free to leave it as a comment below.